Entries in DC Bars (21)

Thursday
Jul222010

DC Nightlife get ready for Absolut PoP!  

Pop has taken over the DC nightlife scene with a vegence! Friday July 23, the trend continues with an Absolut Pop party that will feature incredible Absolut bottle and drink specials.

Panorama Productions, the creators of the biggest weekly EDM event in DC, Glow, are responsible for this new Friday night craze!  Pop, an ode to all things Pop-culture, is a party that is based on PoP themed events via special guest DJ’s, models, celebrities, athletes, movie premieres, artists and edgy theme nights.

The grand opening
Pop event featured Lady Gaga’s official DJ VH1, spinning a unique blend of pop and mashups held on the main floor of Ultrabar and was a huge success, followed by the 15th Anniversary of Panorama Productions and the official Twilight: Eclipse movie premiere party, a special performance by former Pussycat Doll Kaya Jones, and last’s Friday’s Aphrodite album release party for Kylie Minogue.

Ultrabar features 6 bars, 5 levels, and 4 different DJ lineups where each floor of the club will feature its own unique twist for the night. This week’s Absolut PoP event will feature the following drink specials:

  • Absolut Open Bar 9-10pm (main floor)
  • $3 Guinness Beer
  • $4 Dos Equis Beer
  • $6 Café Patron shots
  • $6 Rum and Coke
  • $6 Absolut cocktails
  • Table Specials include: $150 Absolut Vodka bottles and a free bottle of Absolut for every table reservation booked in advance!

Doors open at 9pm and allow an 18 and over crowd. Ladies 21 and over will be allowed free admission before midnight and guys 21 and over will gain free entry before 11pm.

For table reservations call 202-638-4663

Wednesday
Jul072010

Kaya Jones of the Pussy Cat Dolls - Performing @ Ultrabar!

POP Nightlife brings you Kaya Jones of The Pussycat Dolls this Friday at Ultrabar Nightclub DC!  She'll be performing and hanging out during the night, keeping things POPPIN FRESH!

With Open Bar from 9pm-10pm and 4 levels of amazing dance floor action!   The main floor will feature  Kaya Jones along with the notorious DJ Geometrix spinning a mix of hip hop top 40’s and mashups with each songs hot music video playing on our huge projector screen!    Step down to the newly renovated basement level and check out DJ Maskell spinning the sickest PoP beats in the city!  Head up the 2nd floor for some Latin flavor, brought to you straight from the diskotecks of South America, DJ Bomba!  Want to show off to your friends?  Take them to the top floor, DC’s Hottest VIP lounge!  ‘Chroma’ is a club within a club, where DJ Spaz mashes it up to the sounds of House, Hip Hop, Dance, International and whatever else that makes the crowd go NUTS!

 

DRINK SPECIALS

  • $3 Guiness
  • $4 Dos Equis
  • $6 Rum & Cokes
  • $6 Patron Espresso Shots
Tuesday
May252010

DC Nightlife......Get Ready For World Cup Fever!  

World Cup Fever is about to take over DC Nightlife! Get ready for a wild ride as Panorama Productions and Ultrabar play host to the 2010 World Cup Kick off party!

 If not for The Spice Girls who’s “Posh Spice” eventually brought David Beckham and his underwear campaign into trash magazines, I would know zero about soccer.  Technically, I still know zero about soccer, I just know one soccer player and more about his Cologne and tattoos than his prowess on the field.  The closest I came to soccer was on a pee wee league before I was old enough to make decisions about what activities filled my afternoons and those memories are about as distant as my own birth. Yet, World Cup fever is about to hit DC Nightlife, so I am trying to get prepared.........Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 So, the World Cup is apparently upon us and I couldn’t be more clueless.  Of course Ultrabar, never one to miss the opportunity to throw a party will celebrate the World Cup with a series of events.

In an effort to broaden my horizons, of course I turned to my fail safe, Google and Bing.  To my amazement it’s a huge deal.  Who knew?  The World Cup is like the Olympics, but for just soccer.  The next World Cup will be held in South Africa, between June 11 and July 11 2010.  Held every four years, the World Cup is the most widely-viewed sporting event in the world,  (says Wikipedia) where an estimated 715.1 million people watched the final match of the 2006 World Cup held in Germany.  That’s a lot of people, though I was not one of them, it got me thinking…

Is this really true?  In comparison… 

The 2008 Beijing Olympic Games attracted the largest global TV audience ever.  Between August 8 and August 24, 2008, 4.7 billion viewers — or 70% of the world’s population — tuned in to watch the Games, according to Nielsen.  In comparison, 3.9 billion watched the 2004 Athens Games, while 3.6 billion followed the 2000 Sydney Games on TV. 
 
So that’s obviously more, but that is for the entirety of the games.  However, it was also recorded that 1 Billion people watched the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympic Games in 2008.  
 

I know these numbers are huge, but they are hard to grasp without a frame of reference.  There are 309,312,891 people in the United States of America. If everyone in the U.S. lined up single file, the line would stretch around the Earth almost 7 times. That's a lot of people. In comparison to things that apply to my world, it was estimated that 43 million people watched the Oscars this year in the US.  American Idol is reported to attract over 63 million votes and Led Zeppelin have sold over 110 million albums in the United States alone.  It was also just reported that over 400 million hate Justin Bieber (you can quote me on that one).  

Though Ultrabar holds about 800 people, you can be one of the lucky ones to celebrate the kickoff event for the World Cup on June 4, 2010.  Chroma (the VIP 3rd floor ) will host the event with DJ Saam spinning Dance, house, international, Hip Hop and a few  soccer anthems.  There will also be free admission all night for those wearing a team jersey.  World Cup games will be aired on each of our flatscreeens and an authentic jersey giveaway contest will also be held.  Drink specials will include $3 Guinness and $4 Dos Equis beer, $6 rum and cokes and $6 Café Paton shots.  For VIP TABLE RESERVATIONS CALL 202-638-4663 or email us at info@ultrabardc.com


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Tuesday
May112010

Communication Breakdown!

 

Having a difficult time ordering drinks over the loud music?  Well that’s a weekly dilemma for many customers and bartenders in the DC nightlife scene.

I’ve mentioned several times before that my hearing is on the fast track to becoming legally deaf.  Bartending in nightclubs takes a toll on the eardrums.  I constantly find myself unintelligently saying “what?”, “huh?”, “excuse me” in response to drink orders.  To cope with this working hazard and avoid serving the wrong drink order, I’ve searched far and wide for a solution.

Almost at a loss, I realized many of us (bartenders) are coping with our club deafness by using hand signals to communicate.  Holding up fingers to communicate the price of a drink, scribbling notes on napkins, tons of finger pointing and lip reading, are some of the ways bartenders have utilized in order to deal with the hearing shortcomings that are associated with loud amplified music.  Guests have also compensated by texting their orders and holding up their phones.   Thanks Gallaudet! Clever!

However, I recently came across an article about gang signs……. could some of these primitive hand gestures that bartenders use to communicate be mistaken as gang signs?  There was an extensive chart displaying many common gang signs.  What if beyond my knowledge I’ve been throwing out gang signs to unsuspecting guests. 

Another hazard for bartenders coping with loud music is that we must place our ears right on someone’s mouth to hear even the slightest hint of what the guests are saying.  I feel as though this is more of a downer on my end than the guest in the event they forgot their gum that evening.

Maybe I should start with some sign language courses, but what is the real use unless the person you are trying to communicate with actually knows sign language as well.  It’s like the years of French I took in school, besides having forgotten the grand majority of those 8 years; I’ve known tops, ten people who were fluent in the language. 

Perhaps we can all begin with some baby steps, say give a signal for at least the drink specials we are now offering.  Besides the open bar on the main floor Fridays and Saturdays 9pm-10pm, we now have $3 Guinness beer, $6 rum and coke, $6 Patron espresso shots, and $150 Kettle One vodka bottles. 

It’s all about learning to adapt, and if Helen Keller can figure out how to pump water out of the well in the backyard, than figuring out how to communicate with a customer in a loud nightclub should be a cinch! 

Wednesday
May052010

Screw Cinco de mayo! Let's do the Siete baby!

 

Panorama Productions presents:  The first annual Siete de Mayo celebration!

Honestly, can anyone really tell me what the heck is Cinco de Mayo?  I mean I know what it is, the 5th of May, but why in the hell are we celebrating one ridiculous day out of 365 in a year?

Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about this:

Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "fifth of May") "is a voluntarily-observed holiday that commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.  It is celebrated primarily in the state of Puebla and in the United States. While Cinco de Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day, the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico."

I realize America is a melting pot of people from all over the world, especially in DC, and I realize that includes our Mexican brothers and sisters, but we are talking about a holiday that is celebrated by all cultures and people as though it personally relates to them.  So basically it’s comes down to an excuse to drink.  But who needs an excuse to drink?  I need not a calendar date to forgive me for overindulging on tacos or tequila. 

Seeing as Panorama Productions packs Lima, Ultrabar and Fur on any given night with or without a holiday as an excuse, I’d say nobody else needs an excuse either.

Why is May 5th special anyway?  It seems very cliché and quite honestly I hate holidays.  So I don’t go to hell, I will not include religious holidays into that statement, but all these dumb holidays are annoying.  I even dislike my own birthday.  Ok I was born la di da, but what is the point of celebrating it every year?  Sheet cakes are gross, streamers are tacky and it’s just a big fat reminder of being another year closer to wrinkles and death.  Don’t even get me started on Valentine’s Day.   It’s commercial, sappy and created by Hallmark to make a lot of money.  For spiteful personal reasons St. Patrick’s Day is forever dead to me.  Halloween is an excuse to dress like a whore and based on what I see every night at the clubs nobody needs an excuse for that either. 

Who makes these holidays up? I see Facebook posts by people saying “Happy Secretary Day”, “Happy Plummer’s Day”.   It reminds me of high school when everyone was applying for scholarships and grants for college and they literally had some sort of scholarship for everything you can possibly imagine.  If you have red hair, freckles and only 9 toes there was an essay contest for you to win $200 for your college education. 

 

That’s why I’m personally proud of Panorama’s idea to have a party not on Cinco de Mayo but on Siete de Mayo, this Friday.  I see it as a middle finger to Cinco de Mayo and to all lame holidays.  Because who needs these excuses to go out and have fun, just do it.